Please stop celebrating every fucking thing you do on the field as if it’s some sort of massive achievement.

You ran for two yards and picked up the first down.  BFD.  You don’t need to strike a pose.

You sacked the quarterback.  You don’t need to stand over him.  All you did was your fucking job.  Get up and go back to your side.

You break six tackles en route to a 74-yard touchdown run?  Sure, spike the ball, do a touchdown dance.  Your sack was on fourth down and effectively ends the game?  I suppose you can celebrate.

This isn’t Madden.  Nobody thinks you da bomb because you caught a pass.  Act like you’ve been there before.